My brain is fucked

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deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

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thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

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moonglas:

amen! 

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a-speel:

Perfection.

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When life gives you shit…

collegehumor:

You Need to Hire This South Korean Guy Because Look at His Cover Letter

Finally, the last piece of the puzzle to my bank robbery dream team.

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