Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

(Source: personablesmile, via mildly-erotic)

8 months ago
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thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

(Source: lucithor, via slightlyserious)

12 months ago
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deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

(via slightlyserious)

12 months ago
109,555 notes